The camera scene opens with Millenium Man Gorilla Press Slamming Blade Johnson, Da Bomb hitting diamond cutter on Shadow, Kimson locking on the Kimson Krush on Hypnosis, and then a beautiful woman dancing around and the camera picture breaks!!!
Bomberman - Welcome to a wonderful nigth of action!!! This is SWF Superstars!!! Our first match is just on the way so buckle your seaty belts and enjoy the ride!
Fatal vs. Capt(jobber) (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match) (0)
911 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 from Miami, Florida, Capt(jobber)!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[Capt's theme music plays and he walks out from curtian down the aisle slapping the fans hands and then he warms up for his match ]
911 - and his opponent, weighing in at 278, Fatal!!! (crowd boos ******)
[One plays over the P.A. system and out walks Fatal with his arms up walking down the steel ramp looking at the fans and putting the finger up to some of them and then he gets in the ring and warms up and gets mad boo's! Capt(jobber) tests out the ropes. Fatal tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) Fatal takes a slap to the face from Capt(jobber). Capt(jobber) is up again. what a powerslam on Capt(jobber) Fatal moves back to his feet. Capt(jobber) climbs to his feet. Capt(jobber) shoulder tackles Fatal. Capt(jobber) gets back to his feet. Now Fatal standing. Fatal puts Capt(jobber) off his feet with the Inverted Fishernames Buster!! Now Fatal standing. ]
911 - Do you Think Fatal is gay?
loud mouth - You are f'n wrong!
[Capt(jobber) is back on his feet. takes him WAY HIGH and back down with a awesome back suplex They lockup. Capt(jobber) sends Fatal to the corner of the ring. ]
Shark - That was a good weak move from Capt(jobber) there.
[catches the Fatal with a powerslam!!! Capt(jobber) gets up. Capt(jobber) punches Fatal repeatedly. Fatal is sitting on the top turnbuckle and he takes Capt(jobber)'s head and excutes a swinging DDT. Fatal puts Capt(jobber) in the toture rack!!! Referee Danny Johnson is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Fatal tightens the hold. Fatal breaks the hold. ]
911 - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Fatal vertical suplexes Capt(jobber) to the mat. Fatal sucks chants start in the crowd. Fatal climbs to his feet. Fatal stomps Capt(jobber) in the back of the knee. Fatal executes a piledriver on Capt(jobber). Fatal sucks chants start in the crowd. Capt(jobber) gets up. He has Capt(jobber) high up and now he excutes a mighty Gorilla Press Slam!! Fatal moves back to his feet. double arm DDT on Capt(jobber)! Fatal kisses Capt GOOD NIGHT WITH HIS BOOT!! Fatal makes the cover and Referee Danny Johnson makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
loud mouth - Fatal won....I can't believe that!
911 - The winner of this match, Fatal!!!
Fury vs. vasodome (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match) (0)
911 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 278 from Jasper Al, vasodome!!!
[vasodome's theme music plays over the P.A. system and he walks out from the curtian and down the aisle looking at the fans and he walks up the steps into the ring and warms up. ]
911 - and his opponent, weighing in at 290 from Albany, New York, Fury!!!
[One plays over the P.A. system and out walks from the curtain backstage Fury pumped up and he walks slowly to the ring looking at the fans and then he gets in the ring warming up looking around vasodome walks around the ring. Fury walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) vasodome shoulder tackles Fury. vasodome gets back to his feet. Fury gets up. Fury shoulder tackles vasodome. Fury grabs vasodome and applies an arm wrench. Fury goes for a pin. Danny Johnson counts. ...1 ...2 vasodome kicks out. ]
911 - Gee. vasodome got up like Prime Rib. On and off the pan in 2 seconds.
[vasodome is up again. What a chokeslam done by Fury on vasodome! Fury fist drops vasodome on the mat. Fury measures vasodome up and drops a closed fist. Fury is back on his feet. Fury grabs vasodome and applies an arm wrench. Now vasodome standing. Fury has vasodome in the air WOW!!! What a impact that made on vasodome by the Hyper bomb from Fury!! Fury puts vasodome in the atomic drop! vasodome is high up and vasodome hits a clothesline from high up on Fury knocking the lights out!! vasodome gets back to his feet. vasodome punches Fury repeatedly. vasodome connects with a flying knee. Fury goes down. Fury stands up. Fury hooks vasodome leg and hits a well done cradle DDT. Fury climbs to his feet. vasodome gets back to his feet. Fury takes vasodome down with a knee. vasodome catches Fury off the ropes and excutes a cradle DDT! vasodome stands up. vasodome clotheslines Fury. vasodome drives a forearm into Fury. vasodome takes Fury off his feet with a short-arm clothesline vasodome hits the frog splash! Danny Johnson counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Fury kicks out. ]
Shark - Are vasodome and Fury stupid?! Go back to the weapons! NOW!
[Fury is up again. vasodome excutes a jawbreaker on Fury! vasodome hits the frog splash! Referee Danny Johnson makes the count. ...1 ...2 Fury kicks out. ]
911 - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Fury.
[Fury stands up. catches him with a russian leg sweep ]
loud mouth - vasodome did a pretty strong move, but that wuss could have done better!
[vasodome applies a boston crab to Fury. Danny Johnson is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... vasodome breaks the hold. ]
911 - vasodome's momma would be proud!
[vasodome punches Fury repeatedly. vasodome annihilates Fury with the superplex!! vasodome gets up. vasodome clotheslines Fury. vasodome hits the Inverted Fishernames Buster on Fury. vasodome gets up. Fury is up again. ]
Shark - Nope, I don't think so. Fury has just been eliminated!
911 - Yes sir!
[suicide dive on Fury!! vasodome gets back to his feet. vasodome chokes Fury. Fury punches vasodome repeatedly. Fury hits the double underhook powerbomb on vasodome! Fury hits the spear on vasodome and knocks him on the corner! vasodome feels Ground Zero done by Fury! Fury covers vasodome. Danny Johnson counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Bomberman - vasodome just needs to learn how to win! He didn't show us anything in this match!
911 - The winner of this match, Fury!!!
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Chris Register vs. Shooting Star(jobber) (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match) (0)
911 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 from Madison, WI., Chris Register!!! (crowd boos ************)
[Chris' theme music plays (Got The Life) over the P.A. system and after 5 seconds he walks out from back stage and looks at the fans meanly and then walks down the steel ramp to the ring and gets in holding his arms up as the fans boo him he hten warms up a bit. ]
911 - and his opponent, weighing in at 209 from Unknown, Shooting Star(jobber)!!! (crowd cheers **********)
[Shooting Star's theme music plays and he walks out doing flips and jumping around he then runs down the aisle and flips into the ring still jumping around warming up Danny Johnson checks Chris Register's boots and knee pads. Shooting Star(jobber) tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) takes him WAY HIGH and back down with a awesome back suplex Chris Register is up again. Shooting Star(jobber) forearm smashes Chris Register. ]
Shark - Shooting Star(jobber) just hit a very good Forearm Smash on Chris Register there!
[Chris Register takes a slap to the face from Shooting Star(jobber). Shooting Star(jobber) climbs to his feet. DDT Shooting Star(jobber) grabs Chris Register and applies an arm wrench. Shooting Star(jobber) measures Chris Register up and drops a closed fist. Shooting Star(jobber) climbs to his feet. Chris Register gets back to his feet. Chris Register has the Shooting Star(jobber) way up high!! Chris Register brings Shooting Star(jobber) down head first with a brainbuster Chris Register climbs to his feet. Chris Register puts Shooting Star(jobber) in a reverse chin lock. The referee is checking the situation. ... Shooting Star(jobber) trys to escape. ... ... ... Chris Register tightens the hold. Shooting Star(jobber) escapes. Chris Register sends Shooting Star(jobber) to ringside. ]
loud mouth - I am getting tired of crap like this! Go somewhere where you can actually pin the guy!
[Danny Johnson starts the count (.1) Chris Register runs on Shooting Star(jobber) in the lower turnbuckle with a bronco buster he's riding him hard! (..2) Chris Register goes to the ropes and Shooting Star(jobber) meets him with a franksteiner out of no where! Shooting Star(jobber) is back on his feet. (...3) ]
Shark - Humongous NO! Do you agree with me that Shooting Star(jobber) is going to win this match?
loud mouth - No way Dumbass!
[(....4) Shooting Star(jobber) fist drops Chris Register on the floor. ]
911 - Whoa. Fist drop
[Chris Register gets up. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Chris Register connects with a flying knee. Shooting Star(jobber) goes down. Shooting Star(jobber) trys for a Cradle DDT but is unable to lift Chris Register.Chris Register delivers a low blow to Shooting Star(jobber). Chris Register measures Shooting Star(jobber) up and drops a closed fist. Chris Register moves back to his feet. Chris Register stomps Shooting Star(jobber). Shooting Star(jobber) trys for a Back Breaker but Chris Register avoids it. Shooting Star(jobber) shoulder tackles Chris Register. Shooting Star(jobber) is up again. Chris Register climbs to his feet. Chris Register hits the spin kick on Shooting Star(jobber). Chris Register stomps Shooting Star(jobber). Chris Register is on the top and Shooting Star(jobber) is sill downChris Register excutes a well done shooting star press on Shooting Star(jobber). Danny Johnson counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Shooting Star(jobber) kicks out. ]
911 - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Shooting Star(jobber).
[Shooting Star(jobber) climbs to his feet. Chris Register takes down Shooting Star(jobber) with a simple clothesline ]
Bomberman - Chris Register pulled that off with authority.
[Chris Register measures Shooting Star(jobber) up and drops a closed fist. Shooting Star(jobber) gets back to his feet. Shooting Star(jobber) trys for a Gorilla Press Slam but is not strong enough to lift Chris Register.Shooting Star(jobber) applies a boston crab to Chris Register. Danny Johnson is checking for a tap out. ... ... Shooting Star(jobber) tightens the hold. Shooting Star(jobber) breaks the hold. ]
loud mouth - Shooting Star(jobber) almost had the win!
[Shooting Star(jobber) drags Chris Register to the floor. ]
Shark - Oh I love weapons! Yeah, crack that chair on his head!
[Danny Johnson starts the count (.1) Shooting Star(jobber) picks up a microphone cable and chokes Chris Register with it. (..2) Shooting Star(jobber) trys for a Back Suplex but is unable to lift Chris Register.(...3) Shooting Star(jobber) low blows Chris Register. (....4) Shooting Star(jobber) applies an arm wrench to Chris Register. Chris Register gets back to his feet. Chris Register cathes Shooting Star(jobber) with a franksteiner. Chris Register moves back to his feet. (.....5) ]
911 - Chris Register's momma would be proud! Do yo liek doing Homosexual Activities?
Bomberman - I don't think so!
[Chris Register stomps Shooting Star(jobber)'s head. Shooting Star(jobber) gets back to his feet. Chris Register lifts Shooting Star(jobber) into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Chris Register sucks chants start in the crowd. Chris Register stands up. Chris Register takes Shooting Star(jobber) into the ring. Chris Register is on the top turnbuckle and he hits the legdrop on Shooting Star(jobber) off the top! Chris Register is up again. Chris Register hits the double axe handle on Shooting Star(jobber) Chris Register sucks chants start in the crowd. CHRIS KNOCKS Shooting Star(jobber) OUT COLD WITH THE BREAKDOWN!!! What a deadly kick!!!! Moonsault Danny Johnson counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Shark - I do not believe that he didn't beat him there! It was so close!
911 - The winner of this match, Chris Register!!!
The Kreibs vs. Shadow (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match) (0)
911 - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 235, The Kreibs!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[BREAK THE WORLD DDDOOWWWNNN!!! Kreibs theme music plays over the P.A. system and he stands at the stage with his arms out then turns around and walks down the aisle and fives some of the fans and gets in the ring and shouts at the fans. ]
911 - and his opponent, weighing in at 327 from The Gates of Hell accompanied by Demon(shadow's manager), Shadow!!! (crowd boos ******)
[Shadow's theme music plays and the arena floor goes in a mist and then the lights go out and Shadow walks out with a spot light on him and he gets in the ring and then yells something and then looks at his opponent The Kreibs tests out the ropes. Danny Johnson checks Shadow's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) The Kreibs excutes the enziguri on Shadow. Shadow gets back to his feet. Nails him with a hard pump handle slam!! Shadow is up again. Shadow fist drops The Kreibs on the mat. Shadow is back on his feet. The Kreibs gets back to his feet. takes him WAY HIGH and back down with a awesome back suplex The Kreibs is up again. The Kreibs lifts Shadow into the air and delivers a spine buster. ]
loud mouth - So far, there has been some crappy action in this match, especially with a normal move like that!
[The Kreibs puts a lock on Shadow with the painful Kreibsshooter!!! Danny Johnson is checking for a tap out. ... Shadow is fighting the hold. ... Shadow is fighting the hold. ... ... Shadow escapes. ]
911 - The Kreibs was so close!!
[The Kreibs drags Shadow to the floor. ]
Bomberman - Don't get counted out or else you are gonna have me chasing your ass!
[Danny Johnson starts the count (.1) The Kreibs picks up a Steel chair and swings it at Shadow. Shadow is bleeding. (..2) The Kreibs stomps Shadow. Shadow gets up. (...3) DDT (....4) Shadow measures The Kreibs up and drops a closed fist. ]
911 - The Kreibs has to be aching right now after Shadow executed that Fist drop
[Now Shadow standing. The Kreibs stands up. (.....5) They head back into the ring. The Kreibs forearm smashes Shadow. Shadow low blows The Kreibs. Shadow measures The Kreibs up and drops a closed fist. Shadow is up again. The Kreibs gets up. The Kreibs uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Shadow is down. ]
Bomberman - A move by The Kreibs.
Shark - Yeah I do! Not! No is my answer!
[The Kreibs fist drops Shadow on the mat. The Kreibs gets up. Now Shadow standing. Shadow punches The Kreibs in the head. ]
911 - The Kreibs recieves punch from Shadow
[The Kreibs takes Shadow off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Shadow gets up. Shadow delivers a kick to the head of The Kreibs. The Kreibs is up again. The Kreibs excutes the pedigree on Shadow! Shadow gets up. He has The Kreibs high up and now he excutes a mighty Gorilla Press Slam!! ]
Bomberman - Shadow has shown me some great moves, but that topped it all off!
[The Kreibs gets back to his feet. Demon(shadow's manager) punches The Kreibs repeatedly. ]
loud mouth - When you are fighting in a tag team match, you are bound to get double teamed! Demon(shadow's manager) is interfering!
[Shadow uses a belly-to-belly suplex. The Kreibs is down. Demon(shadow's manager) clotheslines The Kreibs. Shadow measures The Kreibs up and drops a closed fist. Shadow climbs to his feet. Shadow fist drops The Kreibs on the mat. Now Shadow standing. Now The Kreibs standing. Shadow drives a forearm into the head of The Kreibs. Shadow kicks The Kreibs in the stomach. Shadow fist drops The Kreibs on the mat. Shadow gets up. Shadow connects with a low blow. The Kreibs goes down. Shadow fist drops The Kreibs on the mat. Shadow is back on his feet. Shadow fist drops The Kreibs on the mat. Shadow is up again. The Kreibs stands up. Shadow delivers a kick to the head of The Kreibs. The Kreibs lifts Shadow and delivers a back breaker. The Kreibs chants start. Shadow is back on his feet. Nails him with a hard pump handle slam!! Shadow is up again. The Kreibs is back on his feet. The Kreibs lifts up Shadow and nails the snow plow. Shadow gets up. Shadow punches The Kreibs in the head. DDT The Kreibs climbs to his feet. catches him with a russian leg sweep The Kreibs gets back to his feet. A splash form the top turnbuckle! Danny Johnson counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Shadow escapes. ]
Bomberman - The Kreibs should have had the match won! He just got too cocky!
[Now Shadow standing. Jackknife powerbomb on Shadow! Shadow is up again. takes him WAY HIGH and back down with a awesome back suplex The Kreibs moves back to his feet. The Kreibs chokes Shadow. Shadow climbs to his feet. The Kreibs lifts up Shadow with his strength and takes Shadow down with a somoan drop! The Kreibs is back on his feet. Shadow climbs to his feet. The Kreibs lifts up Shadow and puts Shadow in the Kreibsshooter! Danny Johnson is checking for a tap out. ... Shadow trys to escape. ... ... Shadow is fighting the hold. ... ... Shadow trys to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Shadow trys to escape. Shadow taps out. ]
loud mouth - The Kreibs wins this match! Start my car so I can get outta here!
911 - The winner of this match, The Kreibs!!! Goodnight everyone (camera picture fades away)